Double, double EU trouble;
Barnier burn and Boris bubble.
Fillet of a Brexit snake,
In the caldron Tusk will bake;
Eye of May and toe of Macron,
Wool of Raab and tongue of Tory fraction,
Farage’s fork and Merkel-worm’s sting,
Davis’s leg and People’s Vote’s wing,
For a disunion of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil the EU bubble.

Double, double EU trouble;
Barnier burn and Boris bubble.
Cool it with a Theresa’s’ blood,
Then the Deal is done and good.